apocalypse radio - seventy first audio magazine/podcast

AND WE'RE LIVE IN 3... 2... ! good evening, ladies and gentlemen. tonight we would like to present a new piece... we call it... episode seventy one. movie recommendation for the week - the aristocrats! note: if you are easily offended, don't. just don't. but it's a brilliant comedy special... and though i've always been a fan, i have a whole new respect for gilbert gottfried. and penn jillette? the man is a god. check out his daily podcast of his radio show in vegas sometime... you can find it at pennradio.com.... so i'm off for a viewing of the special features on the aristocrats dvd... more yucks for me. meanwhile, the new one is up and online - the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time -

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.