apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty ninth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Robin's Handbook pg 19 - If your bare legs get cold in winter, remember, it builds character. And is hilarious."

yup, we're back on schedule and moving on with Year 8. glad to have you back and ola to any new listeners who may have piled onto the heap! this week, it's standard fare - movies, ebay, comics, blurays and more! pretty much the usual. so dig in and enjoy - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Alfred, can you give me MORE snippy advice on how to assemble this Ikea chair? I'm afraid it’s about to break. AGAINST YOUR FACE.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty eighth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: May 2012 bring you happiness, prosperity, and CLOWN-CRIPPLING JUSTICE. Happy New Year."

yup, it's the new year's show and we're quite talkative and somewhat interesting this week! well, we always try to be interesting, at the very least. got on kind of a bi-weekly schedule there during the month of december. blame me. it's a holiday thing. this marks the beginning of year 8 for the show! EIGHT YEARS! how many podcasts have been going on a regular basis for eight years? bet you can count the number on two hands, max. (excuse me while i toot our own horn.) alright, enough braggadocio. on with the show. the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - You know the saying, “old enough to operate the coffeemaker, old enough to be Robin.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty seventh audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Put a live flashbang in Robin's Christmas stocking. Kid's gotta learn danger and semi-permanent hearing loss can strike at any moment."

yup, it's true. we're back. we seem to be taking an extra week here and there more frequently, don't we? my fault this time. coughing blood and a badly pulled back are my only excuses. though god knows those excuses should be enough! kind of a laid back week this time around. we're tired. the holidays will definitely take it out of you, whether you like it or not. so we should be back into the swing of things again in the next week or so. bear with us. new one is definitely up - grab it, kiddies! - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - What do you get the bat who has everything? How about unmurdered parents, you douchebag.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty sixth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Every neighborhood has a crazy cat lady. But most don’t wear skin-tight vinyl and try to lick your face after they knee you in the balls."

and here we are again! you keep thinking you've gotten rid of us but no such luck. much like that stain on the shower curtain, you just can't get rid of us. more of the same this week - movies, a little news, a little comics, a lotta bs. forewarned is forearmed - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I thought Joker stabbing me in the gut and blowing up a hospital would be the low point of the weekend. Then I saw “New Years Eve.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty fifth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Thankful for: Calloused fists. Remorseless justice. Pain-fueled rage. Yams with those little marshmallows."

hello and welcome back! it's just another week here at the apocalypse ranch with more jibber jabber about this and that and them. so there ya go. new one is ready to go so you can roll thru the normal routine - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I wouldn't be caught dead in a Black Friday line. ALFRED, OFF YOUR ASS. THAT 65" $400 SONY WEGA ISN'T GOING TO BUY ITSELF!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty fourth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Joker threatening to blow up all Gotham Twilight midnight screenings. Not saying I won’t stop him, but it would solve a lot of problems."

hello there, old friends! back again, we are! and the holidays are almost upon us - much like a pack of middle aged women going after a sale table on black friday. definitely my least favorite time of the year. bar none. thankfully, the holidays take up little to no space in the show. the way it should be. so without further adieu, the new one is ready - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - When people are more excited about Twilight: Breaking Dawn than they are about Dark Knight Rises, the system has failed.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty third audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Clayface is going back to jail. Sorry, did I say Clayface? I meant Lindsay Lohan."

OLA!! and welcome back to another exciting episode of apocalypse radio. this week was meant to be a short show BUT anytime we say that, it's a guarantee that we'll go way over time. and this week was no exception. aimed for 45 and ended up with 1 hour plus 20. c'est la vie. just that much more enjoyment for you, my children. it's ready to go so you can do the usual - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Yes, Robin, "Outlandish Groin Strikes" ARE part of the training. Now get up off the floor and hand me that whaling harpoon.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty second audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Halloween usually gets pretty weird in Gotham. Either Joker is going in drag this year, or I just put Lady Gaga in the spinal injury ward."

yay! we love halloween! why? well, it's one more excuse to watch a bunch of horror flicks and that's never a bad thing. it's the kids knocking on your door part that i hate. but i've got it figured this year. i've dug a moat around the house. this is gonna work, trust me. JUST in case they get across there's an electrified fence beyond the moat. one way or the other, i'm keeping the halloween candy this year. ok, it's up and ready so grab it, baby! you know the routine - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Batman: "Six minutes of Dark Knight Rises will play with Mission: Impossible in IMAX. My guess is after he sees it, Tom Cruise will just quit."

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty first audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: My favorite part of “Occupy Wall Street” is blasting a crowd of hippies with the sonic bowel disruptor."

ola, people of earth! yes, we know you've been anxiously awaiting our return. so were we. and here we are. it's a fun filled hour this week covering various and sundry topics.... a little of this, a little of that and a pinch of oregano. so join in the fun, it's all packed up and waiting for you - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Robin stood in line all morning for his iPhone 4S. Which made “accidentally” running it over with the Batpod so much funnier.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirtieth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: iPhone 4S huh? Nice work, Apple. Call me when it either has a bullet-proof alloy screen or is CALLED THE IPHONE 5!

and we are off again on another audio adventure! it's more talk, talk, talk this week... would you expect any different? we discuss the new iphone, the occupying of wall street and more so please join us this week. you know how to do it by now - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - "Project Runway was on" is NOT an acceptable excuse to not have my cape ironed, ALFRED!!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty ninth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Just ate a whole roast chicken, three protein bars, a 2000 calorie shake and an entire package of spicy brats. I’m watching my figure."

well, hello there! welcome back and all that good stuff. we're back on track, as you can see, and talkative as always. so grab a fresh cup of coffee and sit back so we can do the thinking for awhile. the standard, as it always will, applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - YES!! NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!! I’M CELEBRATING BY DRINKING 20 LATTES THEN DEMOLISHING A COLOMBIAN CARTEL. YEAH CAFFEINE!!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty eighth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Pop quiz. You're hanging upside down, trying to convince me you're telling the truth. Who do you swear to? A. God. B. Me C. Piss yourself."

and ACTION! ola! yes, i know, we slacked off for a week and skipped a show. i would give you the usual excuses but it boils down to time, bub! seems the older we get, the less we have. and ain't that the truth. but we're back again and have no intention of leaving or stopping any year soon. after 328 shows, it's as much a part of our live's as shaving. so there ya go. new one is up, so grab it! the usual, as usual, applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - The Batman. Women want him. Men want to be him. And the Riddler just wants to regain normal bladder function.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty seventh audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks. Almost enough to make you forget about your parents getting gunned down in a dirty alley."

ever have a day when you're at the pharmacy for a simple box of cold medicine and some 90 year old woman who isn't quite sure WHAT she needs manages to make it ahead of you by seconds and then proceeds to spend the next twenty minutes asking the pharmacist every question humanly possible (the answers to which are on the sheet that accompanies all prescriptions) and then argues over co-pay amounts? thank you, gladys, for making my day just a little bit brighter. i know i know - i'll be there someday myself. well, until then i'm going to bitch. okay, enough of my rant for the week. the show is up and on so you just go right there and grab it... after 327 shows, i'm sure know how but just in case you're new here - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Wow. I think I might have just invented a way to use salt and vinegar chips as a weapon.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty sixth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: More changes to Star Wars on Blu-ray? Nice try George, but some a-hole already ruined my childhood."

and thank you, george lucas, for saving me $89.00. it actually does sadden me that i'll never see the ORIGINAL trilogy again the way i saw it then but at the same time, i'm quite pleased about it. i'm a conundrum like that. new one is ready to go for your aural enjoyment and you know the routine by now... for god's sake, it's been SEVEN years - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Finally, Robin is going back to school. I swear that kid sat around all summer playing video games and getting his ass beat by crowbars.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty fifth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Another Robin died today. Strapped to a rocket. Almost makes me wish I'd approved the Batstronaut project. Almost."

yup, we took a week off again. dealer's privilege. or something like that. we're considering a biweekly schedule during the summer what with all the activities and such but we'll maybe test that next year. for now, we're BACK TO FALL! my FAVORITE time of the year! i like cool weather. don't like the heat. like i say - you can always put on more clothes but there are only so many clothes you can take off before somebody calls the cops. so with that said, here is the latest - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a well placed strike to his L1 vertebrae and he’ll eat through a straw.