Monday, July 25, 2011

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty second audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Want strong, healthy bones? Drink milk. Want to teach someone with strong, healthy bones a lesson? Drop him from the Batwing."

OLA, SENOR AND SENORITAS! i always feel like ricardo montalban when i say that out loud. i like it. kinda makes me wanna throw in star trek II: wrath of khan. alright, i'm starting to stray again. hello and welcome back to another wonderful week of.... US! not quite as exciting as last week. no spiders. hope you enjoyed the laugh at my terror. i really, really, really hate spiders. so yea, hopefully we'll keep you entertained anyway! it's up so do the usual - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Forget kindness. Commit random acts of JUSTICE.

Monday, July 18, 2011

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty first audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: J.K. Rowling has vowed to never write another Harry Potter book. The Batman has vowed to make sure it stays that way."

hey, hey, hey! so how are things going in the real world? (we work in radio - furthest thing from the real world you could find) we've been busy with ebay, concerts and vegetation, among other things. and you get to reap the benefits of those activities - the show! this week, a spider stops by the show and everything falls apart. i'm a little scared of the things, admittedly. alright, enough about my phobias - the show is ready and the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I can’t wait to go to the theater for a Harry Potter screening. And walk out after the Dark Knight Rises trailer.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twentieth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: And I looked and behold, I saw a pale horse. And the rider’s name was Batman. And Hell followed with him."

so... we meet AGAIN! its that time and that place - time for the new apocalypse radio, kiddies! this week, we're a little slower than normal. vacation week for both of us so we were away from the standard entertainment and news feeds which we normally are assaulted by day and night. but we manage to keep it interesting nonetheless! so we're ready when you are - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Hey Gordon, I don’t come to your office and tell you how to do YOUR job... Actually, I just do your job for you, don’t I?

Sunday, July 03, 2011

apocalypse radio - three hundred and ninteenth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Being Knighted: elderly queen taps you with a sword. Being Dark Knighted: I crush your windpipe and you tell me where the drugs are.

and yes, we're already back! back on track with a sunday morning show this lovely fourth of july weekend. ah, the sound of inferior, cheaply made fireworks going off all over my neighborhood. if you listen VERY close, you'll hear a lot of "Hey, Honey! Watch this!", followed by explosions and shrieks. it's a kentucky thing, i guess. so here you go, enjoy - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - "Why do we fall?" We didn't. It's called a "horizontal sweeping kick" and now you're a paraplegic. It's an easy mistake to make.

Friday, July 01, 2011

apocalypse radio - three hundred and eighteenth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: If you love something, set it free. Told that to Penguin right before I dropped him off Wayne Tower. What can I say, I'm a romantic."

yup, i'm late gettin' it up again. you can blame this one on me and a fine bottle of Bulleit Bourbon. i swear to GOD i thought i uploaded it. so you may be getting two shows very close together since we're planning on sunday. bonus for you after a semi-dry spell. so, there ya go. usual applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Batworkout Mix: Rage Against the Machine. System of a Down. Prince.