Sunday, April 29, 2007

apocalypse radio - one hundred and twentieth audio magazine/podcast

IT'S BAD LUCK TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A CRAZY PERSON. ah... another week, another 2.50. inflation, ya know. so i'm kind of wiped tonight so not much witty repartee to hand out with this entry. getting it up a little late too. another reason to keep it short... so with that in mind, do it to it - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. until next time - As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

apocalypse radio - one hundred and nineteenth audio magazine/podcast

DO YOU EVER WATCH "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND" RERUNS AND REALLY, REALLY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO GET OFF THE ISLAND THIS TIME? as you may have deduced, i seem to be stuck on a series of quotes from house m.d. the past couple of weeks. WHAT an amazing tv show... proof that intelligent network programming DOES exist... it's just a rarity in a world filled with pure luck game shows and celebrities on ice. it really scares me thinking these are the signals being picked up by whoever or whatever is out there somewhere in the cosmos. but again, i digress. as usual. if only i could post this consistently on my own blog. sigh. but as i was getting ready to say, the new one's up and you know the drill - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. until next time, remember - The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

apocalypse radio - one hundred and eighteenth audio magazine/podcast

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM. THERE'S A "ME" THOUGH, IF YOU JUMBLE IT UP. and cue the tape... in 3....2.... and we're back live. or somewhat live. or something somewhat undefinable in time terminology. cuz as we all now, all events are happening simultaneously throughout space and time. not just rambling here. if you can wrap your brain around it, it's the only theory that makes sense. it's just the thin walls of time and space that keep all the strands separated. kinda scary. speaking of time overlays.. had the freakiest deja vu moment yesterday. i won't dull you with the details but i know beyond a doubt i had been in that moment before. creeeepy. alright, new one's up - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. until next time, remember - Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

apocalypse radio - one hundred and seventeenth audio magazine/podcast

I WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAINS... AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE. holy SHIT what a great movie for fans of cinematic masterpieces! grindhouse has hit theaters and if you let this one slide by, you're NUTS! don't wait for the dvd - see it on the big screen! and then buy the dvd when it hits... this one will be a must buy dvd. if you wanna read my review, head over to spage.com.. it's posted there. enough of my adoration for tarantino and rodriguez. the new one is up and online - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. until next time, remember - There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

apocalypse radio - one hundred and sixteenth audio magazine/podcast

I HOPE THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL, FRANK! and they're back again... or we're back again... i hate it when people speak in third person... especially when it's me who's doing it. more disney talk this week. i'm all excited and shit. you know how it is. it is the happiest place on earth or so they say. that plus a mouthful of meds and i'm gonna be mickey's best friend. but i'm rambling again. show's up and posted - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. until next time - And don't anyone say 'April Fools' again or I'll rip them apart!