apocalypse radio - three hundred and fourteenth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: When the Rapture happens, God won’t take me. Not because I’m a bad person. But because someone needs to stay here to clean up the mess."

yup, the rapture came..... and went. quietly. so my assumption can only be that there are NO pure souls on the planet earth. and things will go on as normal. end of apocalypse. more of a tired sigh than an agonizing scream. but enough philosophical ruminations! onward to the show! the usual modus operandi applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Hell hath no fury like a Catwoman scorned. FYI, the correct answer to “does this skin tight latex make me look fat” is always “no.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirteenth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Goodbye, Smallville! We love you. Thanks for ten years of lame, repetitive, vapid television. Oh, and Superman sucks."

yup, just as you suspected, we are still around! this week we spend some time discussing a trip together with our wives to the star trek exhibition in louisville. it's a sneak preview of sorts for those who might have the exhibit coming to their town soon. pay attention. we may save you a few bucks. or a lot of bucks, depending. otherwise, it's all ready to go - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Arnold Schwarzenegger has an illegitimate son and a ruined marriage. But playing Mr. Freeze was still his worst decision.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twelfth audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." Then Batman kicks his ass anyway."

yup, it's that time again, loyal listeners! another exciting ep to tickle your auditory canal. movie reminder - looking for some time to kill? dig a good 70s/80s b-grade horror/crime flick? see hobo with a shotgun. it's on most video on demand services now. and if you have hdnet, it ran last wednesday free and may be on your free on demand system somewhere for hdnet. if i got paid for every person i'm pimping this movie to, i'd be damned rich. but it's worth it. see it. okay, on to the meat and potatoes - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Damn. That stupid Viking comic movie is actually good. Now what am I supposed to do with all these "Thor sucks" shirts?

apocalypse radio - three hundred and eleventh audio magazine/podcast

"from the batman's diary: Alfred, I get that you're British. But that iron-on "Kate & William" t-shirt is NOT APPROPRIATE BATCAVE ATTIRE."

first and foremost - we talk about the human centipede. so if even the thought of fecal material sickens you, fast forward past it. it is near the end and we only talk about it for five minutes before charlie's stomach forces him to change the topic. so you've been warned. otherwise, its the show as usual, so enjoy! per the standard - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Breaking! Obama released his birth certificate. Also breaking: The Riddler's spine. That is all.