apocalypse radio - seventy second audio magazine/podcast

I'M A PANTERA'S BOX YOU DO NOT WANNA OPEN! yep. it's that time again, kiddies. back again for another week of observations, salutations and .... shit. can't think of anything appropriate that ends in -tion. i blame the drugs. movie recommendation this week? AVOID UWE BOLL FILMS! we cover that in the show. JESUS that bastard is truly talentless. kevin smith on the other hand..... mallrats is SUCH a great movie.... had to watch something to get the mental taste of bloodrayne out of my cranium and it was the closest thing to my hand.

and BY the way - i need you people to do us a favor - how is the sound quality? i've always historically tried to keep the file size as low as possible and sampled at 40... . i'd rather sample at 128 but the file size jumps from 17 to 55 meg for an hour show. so if you'd be so kind as to drop us an email (addys over on the left) OR leave a comment on this post and give us a rating from 1 to 10 on sound. thanks -

so the new ep is up for your aural pleasure... by now, you know what to do - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time, remember - if sunday is the lord's day, then saturday belongs to the devil.

apocalypse radio - seventy first audio magazine/podcast

AND WE'RE LIVE IN 3... 2... ! good evening, ladies and gentlemen. tonight we would like to present a new piece... we call it... episode seventy one. movie recommendation for the week - the aristocrats! note: if you are easily offended, don't. just don't. but it's a brilliant comedy special... and though i've always been a fan, i have a whole new respect for gilbert gottfried. and penn jillette? the man is a god. check out his daily podcast of his radio show in vegas sometime... you can find it at pennradio.com.... so i'm off for a viewing of the special features on the aristocrats dvd... more yucks for me. meanwhile, the new one is up and online - the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time -

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

apocalypse radio - seventieth audio magazine/podcast

TINA, YOU FAT LARD, COME GET YOUR DINNER! yep. it's us again. we've got nothing better to do on saturday mornings so you're stuck with us for the foreseeable future. sidenote - something i've noticed... in all the hubbub of the many variations of doritos today, i.e. guacamole, ranch, hot, etc, it's sometimes easy to forget the simple joy in a bag of original doritos. and don't call them plain doritos. their's no such thing as a PLAIN dorito........ and once again, like clockwork, i digress. you'd almost think i plan it that way. but then again, anyone who knows me knows i plan as well as a siberian wombat. (translate THAT, babelfish!!!) so the file is id tagged and ready to go - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time, remember - in love, you have to put the individual ahead of their actions.

apocalypse radio - sixty ninth audio magazine/podcast

THIS IS THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE COFFIN I'VE EVER BEEN IN. oooh! now THAT'S obscure. name it and impress me. speaking of which i may just throw that movie in this weekend. never have scoped out the special edition they released. god love johnny depp. (have i mentioned lately that i'd walk a mile for a camel?) a nice, peaceful saturday morning with the sounds of big band jazz floating thru the entire house... i like to fill the area around me with music, when possible... one of the main reasons i sooooo love my ipod. the soundtrack of my life everywhere i go.. i may be the only one who can hear it but i'm the only one who needs to. we're back again this week with another thrilling webisode.... more talk of this.. and that... and those... and these.... so follow the path, grasshopper - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there and do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time, remember: I like any story that starts with 'ass' and ends with 'fists' - keith malley